Two specialisms.
The two things we love drawing. We’ve done these for years, we’ve got the references on the wall, and we’ll happily talk through hops and badges for as long as you have.
Yes. No. Or who to call.
Outside the two specialisms, we’ll usually refer. There’s a small list we’ll take on for existing clients, and a bigger list we won’t. We’ve got two illustrators on speed dial, we’d rather hand you off well than do it badly.
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Logo refresh
For an existing web/SEO client only. We'd rather get it right than fast.
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02
Print collateral
Brochures, business cards, exhibition graphics, if we built the brand or run your social.
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03
Packaging illustration
Beer-adjacent things. Spirits, soft-drink, hot sauce, condiment.
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Logo design from scratch
We have two illustrators we'll point you at, much faster and fresher than us.
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02
Pitch decks
Specialist game. We know two people who do it brilliantly.
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03
Branded merchandise
Send to a print-on-demand house with the brand assets we've given you.
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04
Big-system rebrands
We're not the right shop. We'll happily introduce you to one.
Project by project.
No retainers. No monthly. Each project quoted, half-up-front, half-on-delivery. Three rounds of revisions baked in, it's not one design and done!
Single seasonal.
- , Front + side label
- , Hand-illustrated + hand-set
- , 3 revision rounds
- , Print-ready CMYK
- , Tap badge as bonus
Crest & kit.
- , Primary + mono crest
- , Wordmark + numbering
- , Kit-design proposal
- , Embroidery + print files
- , 3 revision rounds
Got any freebies? Yes.
We’re not scared of sharing what we know. Take our advice and implement it yourself, brilliant. Watch these and think “I need someone to do this for me,” even better. Either way you’re winning, and the tools are free.
Brand-voice one-pager
The template we use on every social client. Three words you are, three you're not, twenty phrases to keep, twenty to ban.
The harvest checklist
Every asset one shoot day should produce. Hero film, social cuts, stills, BTS, raw. Print it. Take it to your next shoot.
30 days of marketing tips
For owners learning to think like a marketer. One thing a day, no jargon, no upsell. Take what you need.
What are we thinking?
The real stuff. Not “10 tips to boost engagement” clickbait. We call out the BS in our industry and share what twenty years of doing this has taught us. Here’s the last few.
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Tell us about it. Yes, no, or who to call.
A brewery, a club, a side-project. Send a sketch on the back of a beermat or a brief in a Word doc. Within twenty-four hours we’ll say yes, no, or hand you the email of the person who should do it.
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